May 2012
degrassificthings asked: Promote this? Please? :)
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me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes writers say ‘lol no’ instead
me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
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mslestrades:
shout out to the three other people in the world who haven’t seen the avengers
joydivsion:
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
paynefullygay:
once we’ve had a conversation in all caps we’ve become best friends
nova-force:
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
Me: I lost a follower
hvns:
in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are
person: what's your type
me: fictional
ex0rcist:
you can’t spell school without i hate my life
“What a slut time is. It screws everybody.”
– John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via brawlhardbaby)
have fun.
TYPE YOUR NAME: Karina
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: kowstr5fiom ksew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: karia
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: kmzfrtginas
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: ty
spnwhore:
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
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